The much anticipated cage fight/debate last night reminded me of the time Charlie Herzer punched me for stealing his girlfriend (I pulled an Alexander Hamilton and didn’t hit him back. He later married and then divorced the girl – it’s complicated). Everyone expected a knockout punch or at least a Perry Mason ending when the guilty party broke down under questioning and admitted the foul deed.
In fact nothing happened. I sort of wished Hillary or the Donald would admit to alien abduction. Did I learn anything new? No. Everyone stuck with script even though Donald, never Don, probably didn’t have a script.
For me, I think I will probably skip the next two staged fights and watch Home Shopping Network.
So who won? I really don’t know, but I do know that this voter has lost.